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Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.