Like jokes

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

I like my women like I like my microwaves.

Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

How do you catch an elephant?

Act like a peanut.

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."