Like jokes
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Your head looks like a joke.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.