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Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.