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Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Memes
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I like mangoes.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.