Like jokes
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Boys Experiments be like:
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!