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Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

Why does Tesco like midgets?

Every little helps.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.