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Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.