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I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.