Like jokes

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

Why does Tesco like midgets?

Every little helps.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

How do you catch an elephant?

Act like a peanut.

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

Why don’t orphans like baseball?

They have no home to run to.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.