Like jokes
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
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Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.