Like jokes
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.