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Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Memes
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I like mangoes.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.