Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Like Jokes
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[β]s time for you to βchill out.β I was like πππ
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
