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I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.