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How do emos like their meat cooked?

Medium rawr.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.