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I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."