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Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

How do emos like their meat cooked?

Medium rawr.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."