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My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.