Like jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.