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What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.