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What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."