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Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If you laugh, enjoy, like, or anything you must: follow me and like my post if you want to lol
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.