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Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.