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How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.