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Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?

Me: Because I love miners!

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

Dark humor is like water.

Some people get it, others don't.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.