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I like unicorns.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

I like CHEESE!

I like dicks... sporting goods.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?

Homemade.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!