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Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
"Like if u cry everytime."
I like orphan boys, no homo.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"