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What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I like unicorns.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.