Like jokes
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!