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I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.