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What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Memes
He was telling the truth in a different way...
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.