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Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Memes
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.