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You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣