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Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.