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I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Dark humor is like water.

Some people get it, others don't.

How do emos like their meat cooked?

Medium rawr.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?