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Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.