It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Like if you wanna have sex.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Like if you love God and Jesus.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
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Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Like if you are emo.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
