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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.