Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
