I like moldy food.
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If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
I like penis in my bum!
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
