Like jokes

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

I like moldy food.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."

Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

I like penis in my bum!

Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"