Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
