Lifestyle jokes
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.