Lifestyle jokes
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Something I came across today.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.