Lifestyle jokes
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Memes
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.