Lifestyle jokes
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.