Lifestyle jokes
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.