Lifestyle jokes
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.