Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
