What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Lifestyle Jokes
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
