Lifestyle jokes
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?