Lifestyle jokes
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?