Lifestyle jokes
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.