Lifestyle jokes
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Memes
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.