Lifestyle jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.