When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios Fruit loops
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
