How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
