Lifestyle jokes
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.