How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman鈥檚 body. But then I was born.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
When the emo kid says let鈥檚 play truth or dare, You know it鈥檚 about to hang over.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn鈥檛 last long for fat people.
