Lifestyle jokes
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Like if you know someone emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.