Lifestyle

Lifestyle jokes

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.