Lifestyle jokes
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Like if you know someone emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.