Lifestyle jokes
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.