Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
