Life jokes
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Memes
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Ammon died.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
My will to live.