Life jokes
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
My will to live.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Memes
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Ammon died.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!