Life jokes
Why are orphans so bad at football?
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Ammon died.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.