Life Jokes

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized!

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

Ammon died.

Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

What do you call an orphan's home?

No home.

Sad life goes, joke mom.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.