Improvement jokes
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
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A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
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Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more
Seriously, guys, I've changed for the better.
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more