Improvement jokes
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
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How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
My wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!