Improvement jokes

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

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What does a doctor do to make you better?

Helium.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

Why did the pirate go to the gym?

To improve his booty strength!

What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Humanity.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.