Improvement jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
My wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!