Improvement

Improvement Jokes

Aim

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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  • Seizure

    What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.

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  • Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Step

    How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

    1. Sell Casemeiro πŸ€‘ 2. Sell Pernandes πŸ€‘ 3. Sell Bencho πŸ€‘ 4. Sell Trashford πŸ€‘ 5. Terminate penaldo πŸ€‘ 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal πŸ“

    These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

    Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

    Guy

    Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

    Au revoir, GGG

    Question

    Confusion life question!!!

    * Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

    Neighbor

    My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

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