The 10+ Best Improvement Jokes

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY

Hey guys! It's Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revouir, GGG

confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?