Life jokes
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Honestly
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Ammon died.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
My life, part 2.