Life jokes
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Memes
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Ammon died.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?