My will to live.
Life Jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
My chance of finding love.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Louie being born.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Orphan
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
