Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Okay, listen up, because you need to understand this. The sister was being a brat, so the other sister threatened to tell everyone her secrets. Turns out, the secret was that she peed on Santa Claus when she was 12. The 'I don't have a life' part is like, 'you're so pathetic that the most interesting thing about you is the time you peed on Santa.' Get it? You have no life, just like the sister in the joke. Sad.
PrettyPasaska
Is it funny?
Anonymous
Yes BUT you copyed it from victorious LAME!!!! Take it from a kid