Life jokes
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Memes
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Adriano loves life.
The joke is me.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
My friend's life.
My life </3 XD :'(
Jake Paul's life: