Life jokes
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Moment and I
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
WJE iceberg
Lol, I have no life :)
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.