Life jokes
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Moment and I
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Adriano loves life.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
When youβre having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, βIβm not dead!β
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.