Life jokes
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
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Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
You die. LOL!
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.