Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Life Jokes
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
You die. LOL!
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Can I die?
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Murueurx.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Your life, that's all.
