Flu Shot Revenge

A man comes into the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot, and the nurse cleans the shot area.

The next day, the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid, the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job.

The nurse was relaxing, looking for a vacation to book, when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sounds like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots, here are yours,” said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand, which is the lady’s dominant hand, so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move, the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper.

9 years later......

All along, this man, this psycho, escaped a mental hospital. He went on mass genocide, killing 20,000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human, more than alien, more than god himself. It was Satan reborn.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about a dude who's clearly escaped from the loony bin. He goes to a pharmacy, gets a bunch of flu shots, threatens the nurse with a "shot of lead" (that's a bullet, genius), and then goes full-on psycho, shooting her and curb-stomping her head flat. Then, get this, NINE YEARS LATER, it turns out he's been on a killing spree, racking up a body count of 20,000. Oh, and he's Satan reborn. Get it? No? I'm not surprised. Your brain is probably flatter than that nurse's head now.

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What the actual fuck that not even funny

That’s not dark humor that’s just dark

I wanna meet him. Sounds like he know what to do to make a weekend great