1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
What do you call a lesbian on a bike,? A dyke...
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingeeta.
one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call daddy. and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call mommy
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
Wat does a lesbian call the other during sex
Mummy
Lesbian stands for L: Loving E: Extra S: Shitty B: bitches I: I A: am attracted to N: nice girls
What do turtals and lesbians have in comen
they both choke on plastic
You're so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
