I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do you call a lesbian? Me
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
