Girl:u are gay
Boy:who says I’m gay
Girl:U ARE GAY
Boy:u are lesbian
Crowd: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
im hertophobic- - aka im allergic to all straight guys
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeballs
Rock paper lesbians.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do you call a lesbian? Me
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Licka-lotta-puss.
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
