Lesbian

Lesbian Jokes

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

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Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

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Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual

The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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