Lesbian

Lesbian Jokes

Daughter

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Couple

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

Pussy

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

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  • Scissors

    Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

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  • Family

    Ur dad lesbian.

    Ur sister a mister.

    Ur family tree LGBT.

    Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

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  • Sex

    Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

    Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

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  • Drug

    Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

    Bastard

    How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

    The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

    Lifestyle

    Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

    ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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