Lesbian jokes

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

What do you call a lesbian? Me.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

What's two lesbians in a tent?

A finger hut.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.