"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Lesbian Jokes
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
