Lesbian jokes
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.