Darkness

meeps

what do you call a dog with no legs? It dosent matter what you call him,he isnt coming.

Cow

Deer Boy

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

Orange

J0K35 (week 1)

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

Dog

Anonymous

What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.

Octopus

Anonymous

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

Sister

Anonymous

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

Cow

Crazy 🐈 lady

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

Angel

ethan

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

Blonde

Zurf

Why do blondes wear tight skirts? To keep their legs closed.

Dad

Anonymous

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

Arms

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

A: Mat

Trash

Anonymous

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.

Arms

Anonymous

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Arms

MemeLord344

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

Man

Anonymous

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing

People

dancingzombieXD

where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

Cow

tradarius smith

what do you call a cow with no legs

groundbeaf

Cow

Gunner

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

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