Legs jokes
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.