What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

A man decides on a day that it is time to buy a pet. He goes to the pet store, looks around and sees a beautiful parrot, sitting quietly on a stick in his cage. Yet the beast has no feet and paws. “What is the matter with you?” the man thinks aloud. “Well, that’s how I was born, I’m actually a faulty parrot” says the bird. “Haha,” the man laughs, “it seems like that parrot understands what I’m saying and even answers!” “I understand everything you say, I am extremely intelligent and very well educated,” says the bird. “Well, if you’re so smart then tell me how you can stay on your stick without legs.” “Well,” says the parrot, “it’s a bit embarrassing, but okay, I wrap my little parrot penis around the stick, like a hook, but I hide that with my thick feathers.” “Wow, you really understand everything I say, do not you?” “Yes, yes,” replies the bird, "and I speak Spanish and English fluently, I can speak on a level about almost everything, politics, religion, sport and philosophy and I specialize in bird science, you should buy me, I am also a very good friend for you. " The man looks at the price tag, 200 euros is on it. “Sorry, I can not afford that.” “Psst,” whispers the parrot as he beckons the man with his wing closer. "Nobody wants me because I do not have legs, just bid 25 euros and you can take me with you." The man offers 25 euros and walks 5 minutes later with the parrot out of the store. A few weeks pass. The parrot is sensational. He is fun and interesting, gives good advice, is sympathetic to everyone, in short; the perfect roommate and friend. One day the man comes home from work and the parrot says “Pssssssssssst” while he beckons his wing again. The man comes close to the cage. “I do not know if I should tell you this,” says the parrot, “but it’s about your wife and the postman.” “What!?” says the man. “Well, the postman came to the door and your wife greeted him in a nothing disguised nightgown and kissed him flat on the mouth.” “And then,” the man hisses, “What happened then?” “Well, the postman came in, grabbed her nightgown and started caressing her everywhere.” “My God,” says the now furious man, “And what else did they do?” “Then he took off her nightgown, went through his knees and started to lick her everywhere, starting at her breasts and getting further and further down.” “And then, what happened, what else did they do?” the man screams . “No idea,” says the papgaai, “I got a boner and thundered off my stick …”

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

A: Mat

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.

I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I’m a flamingo…

What has a bottom at the top? – Your legs.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg… Wouldn’t her name be I-lean?

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

What’s got 6 legs 3 arms and 3 heads?

The finish line at the Boston marathon

stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can’t believe she stood him up

What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs? Names.