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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

“Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?” " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn’t have any arms or legs." “I know, we just wanted to use him as third base.”

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can’t believe she stood him up

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

what has two legs and is red all over?

half a cat

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it off…

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ‘‘uuuuuugghghhhgBANG’’

Why do tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.

What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

What’s got 6 legs 3 arms and 3 heads? The finish line at the Boston marathon

What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.