Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says "I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies "I have had to amputate both your legs" so the patent says "Well what is the good news?" the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers".................
Why did the girl fall off the swing ... because she had no arms or legs
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" "of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms"
Roses are red, clovers are green. I love your legs and whats in between. LOL
what do you call a one legged hippo?
a hoppo!
why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they're good at it.
What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What's that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
