Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie… But she still is in my basement, since she can’t run!
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs ?
Names
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It dosent matter what you call him,he isnt coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs…
What’s got 6 legs 3 arms and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
What’s red, small, wet and crawls up your leg?
- A homesick abortion
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer…
Why do blondes wear tight skirts? To keep their legs closed.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing