What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen

where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.

The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.

The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been fucked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE FUCKED!”

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs

What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

what do you call a cow with no legs

groundbeaf

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

what has two legs and is red all over?

half a cat

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

“Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?” " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn’t have any arms or legs." “I know, we just wanted to use him as third base.”

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

what do you call a dog with no legs? It dosent matter what you call him,he isnt coming.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry

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