What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know 😏😏
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
What do you call a emo with no legs Emobile.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?????????????
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
