What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

What has four legs and one arm?

A rottweiler at a park.

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

what has two legs and is red all over?

half a cat

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

“Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?” " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn’t have any arms or legs." “I know, we just wanted to use him as third base.”

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

Why do you tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast

why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!