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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news?” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

what do you call a dog with no legs?

It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen

where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

There was a boy called John that had no arms or legs and his friends knocked on for him asking his mam if he is coming out to play armies. His mam replies saying that he can’t play armies because he has no arms or legs. His friends say I know he isnt actually playing we are using him as a sandbag.

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

Why do we tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast!

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel