This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”

The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”

So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”

When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”

The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…”

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR FUCKING ARMS!”

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball

Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news?” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

what do you call a dog with no legs?

It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

What has four legs and one arm?

A rottweiler at a park.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖

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