There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
