Legs Jokes

Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what's that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what's that in between your legs mom: oh that's my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what's that in between your legs dad: oh that's my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there's a snake Going in your bush

Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... Wouldn't her name be I-lean?

Yo mama so stupid she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!

I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...

what did i find?

My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.

Your so short that I had to ask god why he made you short ass toothpick legs

What is a four leg animal called that can fly

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball? Homebase

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back

What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.

Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."

What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.

Don't break girls hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.