Legs jokes

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.

As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.

Then one stops and asks his companion:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?

Because he had no legs.

Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?

A: IHOP.

What's the name for a short legged tramp?

A low-down bum.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull in a children's play area.

What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.

What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?

My ex-wife.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!