Legs jokes
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
You stink!
Daikon legs.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."