A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
The best part of you ran down your mothers leg...Einstine got ready to climax while doing math but relized you cant cumtiyain cumtilion its after sucktillion fucktillion
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What’s got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman
Christopher Reeve’s horse
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What time is it when you get home
What has 2 legs and walks ? A human
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What has legs but can't walk
A veteran
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
What is your car 🚘 name
What has no legs 🦵 and a human body? A human with no legs 🦵
