Legs jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What time is it when you get home?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.