If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Bill Cosplay
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
murder murder suicide by police
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
How do you get away with rape?
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
