Law jokes
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Memes
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.