Law jokes
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?