Law jokes
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.