My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Law Jokes
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
