Law jokes
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!