Law jokes
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Memes
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.