Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Law Jokes
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
