Law jokes
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Memes
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!