Law jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!