Law jokes
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Memes
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
I killed a man in '94.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.