Law jokes
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
How do you get away with rape?
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.