Law jokes

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

What's the good thing about child perverts?

They drive slow in a school zone.

Orphans are banned in Alabama.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Why do orphans want to be criminals?

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?

A. They drive slow through school zones.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Why did the ducky get arrested?

He got caught selling quack.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.