Law jokes
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Memes
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.