Law jokes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I killed a man in '94.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.