Law jokes
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
I killed a man in '94.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.