Law jokes
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.