What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
I took my mother in law out today...
I love being a sniper...
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
