What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Law Jokes
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
