Law jokes
Justice for all!
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.