Law jokes
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Memes
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?