Law jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Justice for all!
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.