Law jokes

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.

Justice for all!

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

Why do white people own a lot of pets?

Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

What does a pedophile call an orphanage?

A supermarket.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?

I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.