Law jokes
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?