Law jokes
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.