What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Law Jokes
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
