What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why did the orphan go to jail because he could finally have a home
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
