Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Law Jokes
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
