Law Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.

These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"

How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?

They spray paint it like candy 🍬.

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!