Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Law Jokes
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
