Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
