Law jokes
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔