Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Law Jokes
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
