Law jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.